So hot right now...

We were going to get Lucy spayed last week but she went into heat (or is "in season" if you will).  It is so gross.  She hates it and so do we.  We locked her in the kitchen and laundry room for the first few days and then Scott's parents came into town and I felt so bad leaving her locked in the back of the house while we all socialized in the living room without her. We had tried the doggie diapers, but she has such a silly butt nothing stayed on. The first night they were here I ran a bath for her and she was completely thrilled to lay in the tub, chew on ice, and soak for almost two hours.  The second day I decided I had to do something about it, as we were all sick of continuously climbing over the baby gate that was keeping her in the kitchen.  So, I've invented my own diaper for her.  It's pink, and custom made, so she's quite trendy.

She's just such a sexy bitch now that I'm really going to have a time keeping the neighborhood boys away

P.S.  It is completely appropriate for me to call her a bitch.  I do it on a daily basis now.